January 2010
LAST CHANGE.
I SWEAR.
Yes, I've done it again. No, I don't care.
Ex-chasingbetelgeuse:
Yes, I changed my name again. Why? Cause I want to. If you don’t like me changing my name as often as I change shoes, sorry but that’s how it is. Good day.
WatchAmazing shit in the making.
Ohohoh shit.
Math’s done. Thank fucking god. I’ve got nothing against math. It’s not math, it’s me. No, it IS math. I haaaaaaate it, sorry to say. Only two more semesters of it and I am done with school math for GOOD.
OK, so...
1. Study for math
2. Do math homework
3. Study for science/make notes
4. Study for geography
5. Stay away from clinical depression
6. Smile?
“Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal”
Atlas Shrugged
mrblum:
chasingbetelgeuse:
So I plan to start reading this mountain of a book. I’ll tell you what I think of it once I get past the front cover.
Wow I finished it like 5 months ago, somebodies slow on the reading.
I just got it today from the library. I’m not slow ):
Atlas Shrugged
So I plan to start reading this mountain of a book. I’ll tell you what I think of it once I get past the front cover.
School.
mrblum:
Recently at our old school a group of kids got into a fight. A teacher, Mrs. Forester tried to intervene, and got punched in the ribs, probably by accident. After losing both her lungs, just kidding, she called another teacher the formidable Mr. Riha. This guy is massive. 7 feet tall probably. Anyways, he came in and apparently “flipped one of the kids over”. Soon after he was punched in...
My G String Broke...
- נυlια♪ says:
*you would like this
*so i went to go fix my guitar today right
*so i walk into the store
*and the guy is like hi how can i help you
*and im like my g string just broke
*sorry snapped
*and i was like
*can you replace them here
*and you should have seen the look he gave me
*it was priceless
Oooh lala.
I officially consider Zachary Levi (Chuck) the hottest geek/nerd alive.
Such a cute song.
Why Helen is oh so awesome (LAST ONE) >:
Helen: LOL.
Lora: Ooooh, I'm BAAAAd.
Helen: ..ohyes, g.
Lora: D*
Helen: SHAME.
Lora: >:
Helen: WITH SUCH AN AWESOEM MOMMY? jokes.
Lora: DON'T USE THE STICK MOMMY. NOT THE POO STICK.
Helen: Don't hang in the ghetto too long. be back before 5 am.
LOOOL.
IT'S.. IT'S NOT?
Lora: Aiight, aiight.
Helen: AND NOW you tell me?
Lora: got you beotch.
._.
Helen: Loool.
no sex, drugs, alcohol.
No cheatin on Talia.
MKAYS?
Lora: Talia said I can cheat if it's with a guy!
Helen: Talia can kiss my butt. >:| no. no she can't.
Not until you're 50, man.
I'mma get married when I'm 70, so be grateful.
Lora: So were you like
virgin Mary?
Helen: No .
i AM.
xD
Lora: LOLOLOL.
DAYUM
Helen: I am Virgin Helen.
ohohoho.
-gave birth to a "Jesus".. LORSUS?
Why Helen is oh so awesome continued...
Helen: LORA.
You kicked too hard. You fell out on the 27th, 3 months too early.
I pooped you out.
You grew up.
I loved you.
love* LOL.
Lora: LOL
OUCH
Why Helen is oh so awesome
Lora
I have two mommies and one daddy now ;d
Helen
..ohmy.
2 daddies then, I guess.
MEET DADDY #2 :
... I'm waiting for matchmaking results? LOL?
Haha, my parents are all female cept for chuck norris.
That man's hardcore.
High School: A love-hate relationship
High school is shallow and superficial, right? It’s hell in the form of four years of education. There’s nothing quite like high school. No, not really. If you think high school is bad, honey, you’ll never get anywhere besides an underpaid job that you hate where your boss is always a bitch to you and nothing could be worse. High school not only prepares you for what is known as...
“A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in...”
NEW YEAR
Oh fuck, it’s 2010 already! THIS SHOULD BE MY BEST YEAR YET. Just sayin’.